Happy International Women’s Day: International Women’s Day, originally known as International Women’s Day at Work, is celebrated on March 8 of each year. It is also a day to remember the struggles women face and to honor the achievements they have made. In some countries, JIF is celebrated as a day of thanksgiving, such as Mother’s Day. On this day, people send their wishes for Women’s Day to their friends, lovers, girlfriends and wives. Therefore, we collect the best wishes, appointments, messages, HD images of International Women’s Day 2017. See our collection of wishes, wishes, SMS / text, photos / images, female quotes, statutes, gifs cards , Shayari and Happy Day’s Day of the next article.
Happy Women’s Day Funny Message 2018
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!
Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. –Tim Allen
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. – Joseph Conrad
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. – Milton Berle
When my wife says she’ll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. – Mike Vanatta
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers
The secret to winning an argument with a woman: They have to be dead. – John Betz, Jr.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. – Mae West
All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be. - Tennessee Williams
Women are like diesel engines. And what I mean by that is it may take a little while to get ’em warmed up, but once you do, they can run a long, long time. Whereas, men, on the other hand, men are more like bottle rockets. – Jeff Foxworthy
Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone. – Daphne du Maurier
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. – Harry Haenigsen
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. – Dave Barry
To judge from the covers of countless women’s magazines,the two topics most interesting to women are (1) Why men are all disgusting pigs, and (2) How to attract men. – Dave Barry
Women are definitely more interested in muscles than a sense of humor. You will never hear a woman say, “I wish Brad Pitt would put his shirt back on and tell some jokes.” – Dave Barry
If women were in charge of all the world’s nations, there would be – I sincerely believe this – no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon (which would be salads, with the dressing on the side). – Dave Barry
Some women (and here I’m referring to my wife) can share as many as three days’ worth of feelings about an event that took eight seconds to actually happen. – Dave Barry
From what I understand about the female experience, the period should be called something more drastic, like the exclamation point.- Ruminations.com
My last girlfriend had a memory so good she could remember things that never happened.- Greg Tamblyn
On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.- H.L. Mencken
Women aren’t confusing. They’re a Sudoku-Jenga-puzzle surrounded by Rubix cubes strapped to a terrorist screaming at you in another language – Mike Vanatta
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not Enough. (2) Too much. – Ann Landers
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